When Donald Trump’s desperate wanklackeys call the Dead Kennedys to ask if they’ll play the bleakest inaugural ball in history, it should be known that they’re lying about their availability when they say no. According to the poster, Tweeted from the band’s official account, they are totally free of commitments on Jan 20th and would doubtless be delighted by the offer.
— Dead Kennedys (@DeadKennedys) December 11, 2016
In case they remain uninvited in a shock display of bad judgement by the Trump administration, undeserving Floridians can catch them AND Reagan Youth on a handful of other January dates.
For the rest of the World who didn’t vote for the Spraytanned Succubus, all that’s left is to await the displeasure of the Reality TV President and hope that punks gatecrash the afterparty before The First Trump Purge.
In the meantime, we’ve always got music.